19 November 2009

Ouch: How Are Businesses Just Like Prostitutes?

Regular love fest of you and your cat with the high five paws...

From Denny: Ran across this funny joke about comparing hotel industry workers to prostitutes. Well, you could compare a lot of businesses these days to prostitutes - just ask the guys on Wall Street. If they aren't acting like a prostitute they are renting one...


Working in the hotel industry is almost like prostitution. Why?

1. We work in weird shifts.... just like a prostitute.

2. They pay you to make the client happy.... so does a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny.... so does a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's desires...same as a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you.

11. If things turn out to be wrong is always your fault... need we add more?

12. Everyday when u wake up you say: I'M NOT GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS..... just like a prostitute.

Upside of being a prostitute:

The only difference is that the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve OFF!!!

If you know someone in the hospitality industry, send this article so they don't feel bad anymore.... like a prostitute. Validation is a good thing.

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