02 November 2009
10 Outrageous Glenn Beck Quotes That Prove Insanity
From Denny: It's official; Glenn Beck hangs himself on his own idiot words. Take a look at what this Bozo says in his world of the ridiculous and calls it "free speech":
"This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist." – on President Obama, sparking an advertiser exodus from his FOX News show, July 28, 2009
"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus -- band -- Do, and I've lost all sense of right and wrong now. I used to be able to say, 'Yeah, I'd kill Michael Moore,' and then I'd see the little band: What Would Jesus Do? And then I'd realize, 'Oh, you wouldn't kill Michael Moore. Or at least you wouldn't choke him to death.' And you know, well, I'm not sure." –responding to the question "What would people do for $50 million?", "The Glenn Beck Program," May 17, 2005
From his mean - tiny - little - smallest-of-smallest-hearts:
"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." – "The Glenn Beck Program," Sept. 9, 2005
"The only [Katrina victims] we're seeing on television are the scumbags." – "The Glenn Beck Program," Sept. 9, 2005
"I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today." – on why people who lost their homes in forest fires in California had it coming, "The Glenn Beck Program," Oct. 22, 2007
The guy is on a roll with the socially inappropriate comments:
"I have been nervous about this interview with you because what I feel like saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies. ... And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way." –interviewing Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN), the first Muslim U.S. congressman, Glen Beck's show on CNN's Headline News, Nov. 14, 2006
"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]." – "The Glenn Beck Program," May 1, 2007 (Source)
Hmmm... a person has to wonder if even Hitler would have flushed this guy down the toilet as inferior...
"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." – "The Glenn Beck Program," March 9, 2009
"O-L-I-G-A-R-H-Y." –misspelling "oligarchy" on his chalk board while claiming he had deciphered a secret code that he said was proof President Obama was trying to create an "Oligarhy," Aug. 27, 2009, Glenn Beck show on FOX News Channel
"You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show." –"The Glenn Beck Program," Nov. 6, 2006
And the comment that says it all:
"Even the leather-winged shouting heads at Fox News look like intellectual giants next to this bleating, benighted Cassandra. It's like someone found a manic, doom-prophesying hobo in a sandwich board, shaved him, shot him full of Zoloft and gave him a show." - Buffalo Beast, naming Beck in its annual list of the 50 Most Loathsome People in America
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