... And this is how you do the Turkey Strut to get some jealous feathers flying!
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Trash-talking turkeys just passing the time until someone took them seriously...
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Hey, there! Anyone wanna rumble?
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And the lone hearty tail-nipped challenger swaggers in to approach the fight...
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Whoa! Hold on there, fella! I'm supposed to be first in line. That's why they call it The Pecking Order!
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... And the yard brawl is well under way with lots of shock and awe spectators...
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Are those two squaring off already? Show-offs!
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You know they mean business to win the kickboxing championship - they pull out the spurs on the back of their feet to fight dirty...
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Gotcha! Now you know who's top wing around here, mister!
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Head stomping you senseless, buddy! That'll teach you to mess with my woman...
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When you're tired all you're left with is neck chomping...
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Yeah, we bad, we bad... we love it when we win the fights!
Photo by eye of einstein @ flickr
Last beak dance cuz it's time to kiss and make up, bird brains!
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See ya, time to get outta here!
Photo by Hey Paul @ flickr
Hey! We were just watching the fight as bystanders...
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... And we were all getting along so well there for a while...
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Whoa! Time for a pedicure before the big holiday!
Photo by Hey Paul @ flickr
I was voted Most Handsome and Most Likely to End Up on the Dinner Table, isn't that just great?
Photo by Kevin Saff @ flickr
Who says I'm a candidate for ugly.com? You says? Naw, the girls, they love me!
Photo by David Reece @ flickr
... But my two cousins in the next photo are stone cold ugly!
Photo by D'Arcy Norman @ flickr
Prez Obama pardoned me today, whew! Glad to avoid the holiday table one more year. Think I'll vacation in the Hamptons for the season...
Photo by kimjonesphotography @ flickr
By Denny Lyon
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