Video: Dogbert Runs for President!

From Denny: OK, two days of Dogbert, well, why not? It will keep you laughing, that's why!


Dogbert For President - The most popular videos are a click away


funny ads, funny videos, comedy, humor, funny video, performance, Society and Culture

Video: Doctor Dogbert and Dogbert's Idea of Tech Support

From Denny: Today I was in the mood for that silly snarky dog Dogbert! :)


Dilbert: Doctor Dogbert and Dogbert's Tech Support - The most popular videos are here


funny ads, funny videos, comedy, humor, funny video, performance, Society and Culture

Joke: Smart Dog Goes Meat Shopping

Smart Dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be helped. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?"
The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef.

He then said, "Anything else?"

The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?"

The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.

The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house and began to scratch at the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have there."

The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key."


Ground beef, Dogbert, Pork chop, Butcher, Home, Food, Cooking, Meat, Pork, smart dog, jokes

Ouch Category: Dogbert and Monday Morning Conference Meeting

From Denny: Ah, the Monday morning "conference" meeting of suck-ups... Think of this cartoon during your next corporate meeting and try not to grin out loud so they can see you! :)

Obnoxious Category: Dogbert the CEO and hiring employees

Ouch Category: Dogbert the CEO says...