15 February 2011

Weird News: Stupid Kid Electrocutes Own Nipples, Sues School



From Denny: From my crazy comedic friend over at The Crusty Curmudgeon... Enjoy an excerpt of his skewed view of today's news:

"Here in the offices of The Curmudgeon, the big boss (that’s me) doesn’t tolerate lawsuits against Crusty Curmudgeon Enterprises, hereinafter referred to as The Company. As an example, when an employee stormed into my office claiming his stapler was faulty, which caused a puncture wound to the alleged victim, hereinafter referred to as “azzole,” and he threatened to sue The Company, I took the alleged faulty stapler from him and stapled his tongue to the alleged roof of his mouth. Primarily because he was way stupid..."

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