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19 February 2014

A Truth Journal: Presidents Day: Weird Presidents and Fun Trivia







A Truth Journal: Presidents Day: Weird Presidents and Fun Trivia:

From Denny:  Presidents' Day comes and goes in a flash.  Some years it's wildly popular generating interesting articles and other years, well, no one cares.  Seems like this year is one of those off years for interest, especially with the winter Olympics in full swing in Sochi, Russia, garnering so much attention.

Poking around online I found some amusing - and downright weird - facts about the U. S. Presidents you may not know - just when you thought you heard it all.  Yeah, trivia kings and queens live at our house.

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28 January 2013

Ouch Outrageous: Funniest 2012 Political Meme

From Denny:  This is so hauntingly true in its laugh out loud quality.





What is more perplexing is that news outlets like CNN still employ this woman-cruel Bozo clown as an "expert."  Expert on what?  He's a history professor that got elected to the House and strong-armed his way into becoming Republican Speaker among far lesser minds.

His personal life is a real mess, littered with abused wives he cheated on and lied about to each other and in the media.  He's famous for dragging one mistress along with him to meet the current wife while he delivers divorce papers, slapping them onto her bandaged chest as she is wheeled out of double breast surgery and still groggy from anesthesia.  Yeah, Newtie is a real prince.  What is more amazing is that there actually exists at least three women willing to sleep with him.

During his time as Republican House Speaker he crafted a diabolical strategy and made a power play to impeach both a sitting President and his Vice President (Bill Clinton and Al Gore) so that as Speaker he could advance to become an unelected President.

That effort severely backfired and forced him to step down as Speaker and out of politics - until he ran for President in 2012, losing miserably.  "Do Ya Think?" that might have to do with his terrible attitude toward women and women's issues?  Newt Gingrich is America's biggest joke and will go down in history with that sticky label forever.



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26 June 2012

The Social Poets: Sleazy Obama Campaign Reaches New Low Trolling For Donors


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The Social Poets: Sleazy Obama Campaign Reaches New Low Trolling For Donors: From Denny:  In a new low of politics, the Obama camp has turned on their Sleaze Factor to record high levels.  They expect donations to come to them in lieu of your bridal registry, your birthday gifts, even your wedding anniversary.  Can Obama sound any more self-absorbed and greedy?  The Creep Freak Flag is flying high and it isn't even Halloween season yet.

Democrat campaign donors are drying up in this political mean season.  Big Banks and Big Business have all made a mad dash to Team Romney, anointing him with boatloads of cash like they did Obama six months before the election in 2008.  Big Business has changed sides this year.

Obama disappointed Big Business and his own voters alike.  Big Business whined for the entire past 3.5 years, complaining about any mild slaps on the wrists and cheap easy fines from Obama (so he could appear to look good to the public).  Real Democrats complained Obama sucked up to Big Business and never defended the middle class, instead allowing half of the middle class to slip into low income and poverty on his watch.  The middle class have lost their homes by the millions as millions of jobs trotted off overseas.

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16 December 2011

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Video Fail: Static Charged Dog Prances Proudly

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Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Video Fail: Static Charged Dog Prances Proudly: From Denny:  Every animal lover will laugh at this one.  Hey, the dog just wanted to get a good puppy massage from his owner.

Of course, with it being winter and the air so dry the dog hair got so charged up it produced this hilarious result - with the dog wondering why everyone was laughing.  Check it out:
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27 November 2011

Close Encounter Planes Fly Over Your Beach Vacation

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From Denny:  Check out just how low these planes are when they come in for a landing over Maho Beach at St. Maarten Princess Juliana International Airport in the Caribbean.  People actually go to vacation here just to experience the dangerous jet blasts from the landings.

In the second video you will see people falling down on the sand and get blasted by what looks like a mini sand storm.  Be sure to bring your safety glasses with you when you go to experience this new cheap thrill for tourists! :)

07 November 2011

Dennys Funny Quotes: Calling In Sick To Your Boss: 15 Funniest New Excuses


Claiming your young daughter stole your car is just one of many bizarre excuses to miss work.


Dennys Funny Quotes: Calling In Sick To Your Boss: 15 Funniest New Excuses: From Denny: When you don't feel like going in to work, pull out your little Black Book Of Funny Excuses. Well, there is a new edition in town since a career survey was conducted.

During the colder weather of autumn and winter most people call in sick due to illness like colds and flu. Illness accounts for 39 percent of employees missing in action, according to the survey.

But then there are the creative types who just want an excuse to spend more time with their families. Others just want to spend more time in bed because the weather is too crappy to deal with. Or the procrastinators realize they need to get in some last minute holiday shopping.

So, what hilarious excuses are this generation of employees offering up as savory mind candy to their bosses? If I were their boss I would give them the day off just for creativity and the boldness to try to sell something so absolutely ridiculous.

27 October 2011

The Social Poets: Jon Stewart Screams and Laughs at Pat Robertson Mocking GOP

Jon StewartJon Stewart (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)The Social Poets: Jon Stewart Screams and Laughs at Pat Robertson Mocking GOP: From Denny: If you missed the latest Pat Robertson incredulous statement, not to worry. Jon Stewart saved the juicy clip for all to see.

How timely it is during the GOP political debating season of stupid issues and stupid political positions while Rome is burning. Which is exactly what Pat Robertson, of the Moral Majority 700 Club, addresses.

I don't know which is funnier: Jon's reaction to a sane statement from Pat Robertson that could not be more true about just how ridiculous the Republican Party has become or actually hearing with your own ears what Pat Robertson declared to his own party. It's a case of a looney tune calling his party a bunch of lunatics.
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24 September 2011

True Ouch: Comic Gets A Vasectomy, Fondly Remembers His Balls





From Denny:  Just when you think the comics have lampooned and mocked it all, along comes a guy joking about his vasectomy.  Terribly funny, a bit graphic for the sensitive, though he does somewhat blur the explicit photos.

Jason Jones is part of the humorous stable of comics over at Jon Stewart's The Daily Show.  What a crazy set over there.  Definitely nothing is off limits and fodder for humor.  Laugh on as he mocks his own parenthood.

14 April 2011

Dennys Funny Quotes: Odd News: Girl Yawns In Boring Class, Cannot Close Her Mouth, Goes To Hospital


Dennys Funny Quotes: Odd News: Girl Yawns In Boring Class, Cannot Close Her Mouth, Goes To Hospital: "OK, this is funny and not funny. Talk about downright strange. Have you ever yawned so much that you could not close your mouth - and jaw - back into position?

This college student was listening to a boring class lecture, let out a huge yawn, and then was terrified to discover she could not get her jaw back into position to close her mouth.

When your mouth is open that wide you can't talk, can't eat or drink. You can get dehydrated or even starve. Fortunately, a doctor knew exactly what to do for her by shoving a tall order of 26 tongue depressors into her gaping mouth. Then all they had to do was wait for her jaw muscles to get tired and then the doctor could set her jaw back into proper place."

08 October 2009

Odd News: Naked Burglar Showers, Cooks Dinner, Showers Again for Security Cameras

From Denny: Yep, only in Louisiana! What's funny is to hear the woman recount the story and then hear the embarrassed police officer admitting they have more footage than they need to convict the guy as he is easy to identify: all over, tatoos too. :)

27 July 2009

Funny Photo: Surreal Underwater Reality

From Denny: I just love these kind of bizarre yet artful photos that make you really think deeper about what you think is true in your life! :) From instantshift.com




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