Funny Video: Zeek the Dog Plays Piano and Sings

*** Check out Zeek the dog as he plays the piano to amuse himself and you.





From Denny: Here's a totally silly video of a smart dog who likes to make his own music. He even sings along.

Makes you kind of wonder if he used to be a human musician in a former life but did something really dumb so Lady Karma sent him back as a dog. Hmmm... :) Maybe he romanced the ladies just a little too much. Yes, ladies, there is a God!





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Funny Story: New Funny World Myth

*** Enjoy a funny story explaining the whole meaning of life and how our life spans came to be.






The World Explanation


On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

- Anonymous


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Funny Odd Couples: Cats and Their Weirdo Friends

From Denny: Cats must have been the original artists created in the world. They cross species boundaries easily for some unusual friendships. Check out the latest "homies" of choice odd couples for a grin! Included are some "conversations" if cats could talk...






Hey, cabbie! Can you give me a ride over to 32nd Street? It's on your way.






There's a reason why I'm named the pig. Just who do you think you are? Get outta my way, cat! Notice how the cat slips on by him anyway to win the race. :)







We are only snuggling. Nothing to worry about here. He's not my type. I only like bad boys.







This crazy crow keeps stalking me. I thought cats were supposed to be the famous stalkers in the animal kingdom. Oh, well, when you have fans you might as well enjoy your fame!







Who are you? I'm the patient dog, silly cat. It's my job to teach you house manners.






So, what's for dinner, Mr. Bear? Guess who came to dinner... Did I invite you, silly cat? Are you crazy to mess with me or what??? You are so lucky I am still waking up from my winter's nap.







Hi, Honey kitty. Hi, baby, how's it going today? Oh, by the way, I'm not the local salt lick for the neighborhood. I'm just saying...








Do you think our fur coats are too matchy-matchy or anything? I hope we don't get reported to "What Not to Wear" TV show! You keep watch while I sleep and let me know if the camera crews show up unexpectedly.







Hmmmm... what's for dinner or should I settle for conversation?







Sweetie, you need a shave! Your horse whiskers are tickling me!







I just got downsized from Geico for faking a British accent and doing it badly. Can you spare a gecko a bit of your meal? I promise I won't eat too much.







Kiss me, you silly rabbit! Tell me about your day.







Do you mind if I come inside for a while? Looks like you have a good gig going on there. Listen, squirrel, I am so not letting you anywhere near my food bowl - not now, not ever. Now dance on the window and entertain me.







And the cat exorcist calmly sat there, knowing the snake was trying to slide past him without getting noticed.







And the monkey took his pet kitten down to the local park to show off to all his friends. And the cat said: I'll get you in our next reincarnation. I knew I should have divorced you in the last life time.




Text by Denny Lyon
Copyright 12 April 2010
All Rights Reserved

*** Photos are not mine - free use to make up your own silly captions for them! :)


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Funny Surfing Peruvian Alpaca

From Denny: Have you seen this docile alpaca on his surfboard catching a wave? His trainer is Domingo Pianezzi from Peru who has been training dogs to surf for the past ten years.

Alpacas are a species of camelid and are also different than llamas. Alpacas are basically not used for much of anything other than their fine fiber for clothing. Guess that's what makes them the perfect candidate for learning how to surf. They are not as independent as llamas and prefer to be part of the herd. So, "where you go, I go" is their motto - even if it means trying to balance on a weird surfboard flying on top of the water.

Watch as this camelid tries to hang with his human herd, learning how to stand on his own. He looks pretty cool as he sits on the board as his human paddles out into the ocean to catch a wave. It's amazing he is as calm as he is. I guess being "part of the crowd" is more important than fear of the weird and unfamiliar. One of the funniest difference between alpacas and llamas is that llamas have been used to guard the very chilled much smaller alpacas.

If you would like to learn more about alpacas and llamas, maybe even get one as a pet, check out this site: Owning-Alpaca




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Outrageous Dog: Chews Car Bumper Off Police Car

From Denny: The police officer in this car must have been a dog lover. Get a look at this crazy dog just attacking and ripping off the car bumper like it's nothing. Talk about the ultimate "chew toy" for your pet! :) Find out what happened to the dog and meet the grateful amused owner.



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Funny Video: Animal Photographer at Austrian Zoo

From Denny: Did you see the latest new artist to be touted at all the poshest art museums as having a fresh perspective and a great eye for the lens? OK, maybe not quite that much hype but everyone around the world really enjoyed this little piece of news fluff. In case you missed it, take a look and get a grin:

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