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Showing posts with label relationships. Show all posts

05 March 2012

The Social Poets: Obama Speaks To Hate Merchants, Rush Limbaugh Insults To Women

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The Social Poets: Obama Speaks To Hate Merchants, Rush Limbaugh Insults To Women: From Denny: Rush Limbaugh refuses to apologize for "slut, prostitute and whore" comments against American women in general and against Sandra Fluke in particular. President Obama jumped into the fray, denying Limbaugh any satisfaction, phoning law student Fluke for an encouraging conversation.

Georgetown law student, Sandra Fluke, was prohibited from testifying to a House committee about support of government mandated contraceptive health care coverage.

The Republicans refused to allow any woman to testify unless they chose said woman for the all male religious panel that amounted to a predetermined outcome kangaroo court. The female politicians in the House were outraged so they held their own hearing for Fluke to testify publicly and honestly without editing from the Republicans preventing her liberty and free speech.
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28 May 2011

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Relationship Issues Cartoons, Remember Your Special People Memorial Day

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Relationship Issues Cartoons, Remember Your Special People Memorial Day: "From Denny: These cartoons will really get you thinking about your current - or, uh, er, past relationships. It sure takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, doesn't it? A little light humor based off reality is just the ticket for a way to ease into a long holiday weekend...

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Have a great Memorial Day holiday, chill out to shed yourself of some stress, enjoying some time with family and friends. Be sure to lift your glass to toast those who came before us, sacrificing their lives for our freedom during war time or those who sacrificed as good friends to help keep us balanced in the mundane places of life. Take time to remember the best people in your life and celebrate them this special holiday."

16 October 2009

Funny Sign Quote From Comedian George Carlin



From Denny: From our friends over at fontplay.com comes a good grinner!

29 September 2009

Ouch AND Outrageous: Funny Scary Man Photos



Viagra trials, looking for volunteers...




Male fashion show, showing off...




He's your date for tonight, girls!

14 September 2009

Funny Video: Bride Laughing Loud at the Altar During Vows

From Denny: Just found this hilarious true video of a bride laughing so hard at the altar she almost fell over when they were trying to say their vows. The laughter is contagious! Laughter IS the best medicine!

13 September 2009

Weird News: Strangest Pick-Up Line Known to Mankind

From Denny: This fool, Stephfon Bennett, with two other guys robbed a couple at their home this week. Bennett, a not very smart 20 year old guy, returns to the robbed home.



He decides he took a liking to this woman, Diana Martinez, that he just robbed:



Bennett proceeds to ask Martinez if she has a boyfriend (remember the guy he just robbed two hours ago in their home???) and then asks her to go out with him.

That has to take the prize on the weirdest pick-up line known to mankind - or this guy's idea of off-kilter romance!

Of course, Martinez was a smart woman. She recognized the robber and told her cousin to call 911. The police picked up Bennett but the two other robbers are still at large.

For the full news story at Columbus, Ohio's 10TV, go here.

12 September 2009

Weird News Video: Middle Aged Guy Puts Elderly Parents for Sale on Craigslist

From Denny: There's nothing like putting your parents up for sale to get the conversation started like this guy did! This news story sounds like a tutorial on how to do it. What started as a fun idea snowballed into a sensation. I can only imagine what his parents told their son off camera ... :)

01 June 2009

Quote About Humor in Life



Well said! Laugh some more as you go back several days on these blog posts, happy laughing!

14 May 2009

Ouch Category: Women's Ass Study

From Denny: Every now and then someone comes along with a really important study for our consideration. Hmmm... what took them so long on an Ass study? :)

This Ass? No. Read on...



Photo by gidibao @ flickr

This Ass? Maybe. Read on...



Photo by soozum @ flickr

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

This Ass? Take a look...



Photo by joeltelling @ flickr

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Ah, Love! Body Awareness: Love Your Self; Love Your Ass. Works for me!

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