Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Robber Dressed as Gumby Almost Arrested For The Fumbles



Sept. 5 - San Diego Police Dept./AP

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Robber Dressed as Gumby Almost Arrested For The Fumbles:

From Denny:  Talk about the bumbling robber and hilariously funny. This silly guy goes into a San Diego 7-Eleven gas station store to rob them and the clerk refused to take him seriously. (Full story here.)

The Gumby Robber asked first for Marlboro cigarettes.  The clerk thought it was a prank and he had been punked. 

He didn't know who the 1950's Gumby cartoon character was and described Gumby to police later as "a weird greenish version of Spongebob Square Pants."

The clerk told the robber, "I don't have time for this.  I'm cleaning right now."

Weird News: Strangest Pick-Up Line Known to Mankind

From Denny: This fool, Stephfon Bennett, with two other guys robbed a couple at their home this week. Bennett, a not very smart 20 year old guy, returns to the robbed home.



He decides he took a liking to this woman, Diana Martinez, that he just robbed:



Bennett proceeds to ask Martinez if she has a boyfriend (remember the guy he just robbed two hours ago in their home???) and then asks her to go out with him.

That has to take the prize on the weirdest pick-up line known to mankind - or this guy's idea of off-kilter romance!

Of course, Martinez was a smart woman. She recognized the robber and told her cousin to call 911. The police picked up Bennett but the two other robbers are still at large.

For the full news story at Columbus, Ohio's 10TV, go here.