Ouch Category: Kids' Ideas About Church

From Denny: Kid missayings are always available for a good laugh. This came from an email sent this week. Thanks, Merle Ann!

KIDS IN CHURCH

***** Three-year-old Reese praying out loud: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

***** A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am!"

***** After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys!"

***** A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait."

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

Don't you just love their honesty? :)

Photo by Sarah Sitkin @ flickr