*** When times are tough what do you do? Laughter is the best stress reliever! Here are 8 posts from this week's posts at Denny's blogs for you to enjoy.
Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr
From Denny: Between Colbert and Stewart, well, let's just say they have BP's shenanigans covered. Nothing gets past them!
In my ongoing effort to provide stress relief when the national conversation is so depressing - because of the BP Gulf Coast oil spill, a fragile economy and politicians who continually refuse to do right by the American people - we all need to keep laughing our way through these times until they get better. Trust that times will get better and they will. Until then, while we are in transition, we must develop coping skills for managing daily stress like making sure we are laughing often.
This is one of those times when it is true that "the pen is mightier than the sword" for the right kind of writing can bring relief to thousands in one moment over the internet. Pretty cool when you think about it. How many people can accomplish so much out of thin air? :)
Funny Smile Quotes - Cheeky Quote Day - 30 June 2010
Roundup of Late Night Funnies: BP Oil Spill, McChrystal Firing - 28 June 2010
Funny Video: Colbert Says McChrystal Had To Have Been High
Funny Video: Stewart Nails Republicans As Flip-Floppers On BP Escrow Fund
Funny Video: Colbert Lampoons Barton's BP Apology
Funny Video: Stewart Lampoons McChrystal's Balls For An Honorable Discharge
5 Funny Shorts: What Kids Think About Love and Life
Funny Video: Surfing Group Known as The Radical Rodents
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
*** Come by for a visit and check out my other blogs:
The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
A funny site for cartoons, jokes, weird news of the day, funny stories and funny videos. Come get a laugh from what I've found while researching the web - some of it is edgy.
30 June 2010
8 Funny Posts 4 A Grin From Dennys Blogs - 30 June 2010
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
BP funny video,
Colbert video,
Dennys blogs,
funny articles,
funny blogs,
funny photos,
funny posts,
funny quotes,
humor blogs,
humour blogs,
kid jokes,
oil spill jokes
28 June 2010
Funny Video: Surfing Group Known as The Radical Rodents
*** Laugh at these funny talented rodents surfing the waves in Australia.
From Denny: What is it about Australia? Don't they have anything better to do than train rats how to surf? Guess not. :) Meet boat builder, surfing rodents coach and owner Shane Willmott. Now meet The Radical Rodents group of guys known as Harry, Curly, Bunsen, Bunsen Junior and Chopsticks.
Aussies do like their challenges and extreme rodent sports seems to be the flavor of the moment. Though others in the animal kingdom have taken up the sport to prove they can do what the rodents do. Alpacas, bulldogs and squirrels have shown off their surfing prowess.
Master rodent surfing coach Willmott spent years training his rodent friends to catch some waves. He even handcrafted special rodent surfboards downsized for them to easily handle out on the ocean.
Willmott had this crazy idea 25 years ago when he and his friends took note of some really small waves close to shore. They wondered what it would be like if they were small enough to ride those tiny waves. Then the thought occurred that rodents aka friendly mice would be the perfect scale for such a wave ride. A real Stoner revelation, don't ya think?
The next problem was to figure out how to train the rodents so Willmott started in his bathtub. That rodent crew were known by the monikers of Rocket, Peanut, Skidmark and Banzai. First he trained them to get used to the sensation of floating on tiny surfboards on top of the water. Once they mastered that feat, Willmott moved on to his swimming pool. There he had the surfboards towed by a remote-controlled boat to get them accustomed to moving at a greater speed. The next step up from that was to go to the local beach, hop a surfboard and catch those miniature mouse waves. Passers-by were certainly flabbergasted.
"It really makes people smile," said Willmott. And he ain't talking about animal rights activists. Check out these radical rodents having fun riding the waves.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
*** Come by for a visit and check out my other blogs:
The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
From Denny: What is it about Australia? Don't they have anything better to do than train rats how to surf? Guess not. :) Meet boat builder, surfing rodents coach and owner Shane Willmott. Now meet The Radical Rodents group of guys known as Harry, Curly, Bunsen, Bunsen Junior and Chopsticks.
Aussies do like their challenges and extreme rodent sports seems to be the flavor of the moment. Though others in the animal kingdom have taken up the sport to prove they can do what the rodents do. Alpacas, bulldogs and squirrels have shown off their surfing prowess.
Master rodent surfing coach Willmott spent years training his rodent friends to catch some waves. He even handcrafted special rodent surfboards downsized for them to easily handle out on the ocean.
Willmott had this crazy idea 25 years ago when he and his friends took note of some really small waves close to shore. They wondered what it would be like if they were small enough to ride those tiny waves. Then the thought occurred that rodents aka friendly mice would be the perfect scale for such a wave ride. A real Stoner revelation, don't ya think?
The next problem was to figure out how to train the rodents so Willmott started in his bathtub. That rodent crew were known by the monikers of Rocket, Peanut, Skidmark and Banzai. First he trained them to get used to the sensation of floating on tiny surfboards on top of the water. Once they mastered that feat, Willmott moved on to his swimming pool. There he had the surfboards towed by a remote-controlled boat to get them accustomed to moving at a greater speed. The next step up from that was to go to the local beach, hop a surfboard and catch those miniature mouse waves. Passers-by were certainly flabbergasted.
"It really makes people smile," said Willmott. And he ain't talking about animal rights activists. Check out these radical rodents having fun riding the waves.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
*** Come by for a visit and check out my other blogs:
The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
animal news,
funny news,
funny videos,
surfing rodents,
The Radical Rodents,
weird news
27 June 2010
Posts Roundup of Dennys 14 Blogs - 27 June 2010
*** Check out news, political opinion - serious and funny cartoons, recipes, science and health news, poetry, funny posts, photography, spiritual thoughts and great quotes.
Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr
The Social Poets:
Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 26 June 2010
Fourth of July When Life is Simple poem - Libations Friday 25 June 2010
Pentagon Junkyard Dogs Bow to Obama Pressure
Funny Lawyer Quotes and Jokes - Cheeky Quote Day 23 June 2010
Gen. McChrystal Out For Crudely Dissing The President
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 21 June 2010
Funny Video: Colberts The Word, Stay the Course
Funny Video: Colberts Simplified Version of Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech
Funny Video: Colbert Examines America's Strained Relationship With England
Funny Video: Stewarts Take On America's Oil Dependence
Funny Video: Stewart Calls Joe Barton A 'Disdainful A--hole'
Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 20 June 2010
Dennys Global Politics:
American and World Politics Cartoons - 26 June 2010
Unemployed Americans Screwed by the Republicans Again - News Headlines 24 June 2010
McChrystal as Dems Political Disaster - News Headlines - 22 June 2010
The Healing Waters:
Living Art Exhibit: Public Play at NY Times Square Pianos
Exploding Number of Young Widows in the World
Good News: Kids Sell Lemon Aid 4 Pelicans Hurt in the Gulf
Poems From A Spiritual Heart:
An Audience of One
10 Funny Posts For a Laugh - 23 June 2010
Life is About Everything
Stepping Through Life
Hope Transforms
Jazz Music
The Soul Calendar:
Big Oil Nixs Competing Aviation BioFuel: NASAs Project OMEGA
Romancing The Chocolate:
Cake Tuesday: Coffee Toffee Fudge Cake, Tunnel of Fudge Cake
Muffin Monday: Pina Colada Muffins
Unusual 2 Tasty:
Muffin Monday: Polynesian Bread or Muffins, Gluten Free Pineapple Muffin
Muffin Monday: Savory Feta, Roasted Pepper Basil Muffins From Sur La Table
Comfort Food From Louisiana:
Cake Tuesday: Fresh Peach Coffee Cake
Muffin Monday: Banana Praline Muffins, White Chocolate Banana Bread
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Misstaken Use
Funny Cartoon: What to Wear For Employee Review
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Funny General McChrystal Cartoons - 26 June 2010
10 Funny Signs and 10 Funny Short Jokes
Visual Insights:
Dennys Photo Gallery: Fourth of July Watermelon
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
*** Come by for a visit and check out my other blogs:
The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr
The Social Poets:
Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 26 June 2010
Fourth of July When Life is Simple poem - Libations Friday 25 June 2010
Pentagon Junkyard Dogs Bow to Obama Pressure
Funny Lawyer Quotes and Jokes - Cheeky Quote Day 23 June 2010
Gen. McChrystal Out For Crudely Dissing The President
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 21 June 2010
Funny Video: Colberts The Word, Stay the Course
Funny Video: Colberts Simplified Version of Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech
Funny Video: Colbert Examines America's Strained Relationship With England
Funny Video: Stewarts Take On America's Oil Dependence
Funny Video: Stewart Calls Joe Barton A 'Disdainful A--hole'
Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 20 June 2010
Dennys Global Politics:
American and World Politics Cartoons - 26 June 2010
Unemployed Americans Screwed by the Republicans Again - News Headlines 24 June 2010
McChrystal as Dems Political Disaster - News Headlines - 22 June 2010
The Healing Waters:
Living Art Exhibit: Public Play at NY Times Square Pianos
Exploding Number of Young Widows in the World
Good News: Kids Sell Lemon Aid 4 Pelicans Hurt in the Gulf
Poems From A Spiritual Heart:
An Audience of One
10 Funny Posts For a Laugh - 23 June 2010
Life is About Everything
Stepping Through Life
Hope Transforms
Jazz Music
The Soul Calendar:
Big Oil Nixs Competing Aviation BioFuel: NASAs Project OMEGA
Romancing The Chocolate:
Cake Tuesday: Coffee Toffee Fudge Cake, Tunnel of Fudge Cake
Muffin Monday: Pina Colada Muffins
Unusual 2 Tasty:
Muffin Monday: Polynesian Bread or Muffins, Gluten Free Pineapple Muffin
Muffin Monday: Savory Feta, Roasted Pepper Basil Muffins From Sur La Table
Comfort Food From Louisiana:
Cake Tuesday: Fresh Peach Coffee Cake
Muffin Monday: Banana Praline Muffins, White Chocolate Banana Bread
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Misstaken Use
Funny Cartoon: What to Wear For Employee Review
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Funny General McChrystal Cartoons - 26 June 2010
10 Funny Signs and 10 Funny Short Jokes
Visual Insights:
Dennys Photo Gallery: Fourth of July Watermelon
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
*** Come by for a visit and check out my other blogs:
The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
american politics,
bed and breakfast inns,
health news,
latest news,
muffin recipes,
Photography,
Poetry,
political cartoons,
political opinion,
science news,
us news
26 June 2010
Posts For This Weeks Cartoons, Funny World Soccer Cartoons - 26 June 2010
*** Check out the fun world soccer cartoons and click on more links to funny cartoon posts for this week!
From Denny: Come check out the best of this week's political cartoons, lampooning politicians, Life and sports. Instead of paging through 50 websites pages to look at one cartoon at a time, I've embedded a dozen or more per post to enjoy easily. Can you tell I find it annoying to load page after page just to see all the latest cartoons? :)
These were only a few world soccer cup cartoons available for embedding. To see more just click on the link under the cartoons to take you to the cartoonists' sites. It seems like every night on the TV news we would hear those vuvuzela horns making their joyful noise while they blew out everyone's eardrums. Cartoonists had a lot of fun with that cultural icon.
Congrats go the USA soccer team as they made us proud. It was an amazing run with upset after upset. We got some bad referee calls when it was obvious the gambling syndicate phoned in how they wanted the game to be called. America's team still went forward to win after win. This week it was Ghana's turn to win against America and knock us out of the race for the world cup.
America's team went into this competition with little hope and fewer expectations. As far as Americans are concerned our team was a Cinderella team. They succeeded in winning our hearts and ignited a huge interest in this country for the game of soccer. From my corner of the world, I'd say your game was well played, guys!
*** See Also more cartoons of the day: Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 26 June 2010
*** See Also more cartoons of the day: Funny General McChrystal Cartoons - 26 June 2010
*** See Also more cartoons of the day: American and World Politics Cartoons - 26 June 2010
See Cartoons by Cartoon by Patrick Chappatte - Courtesy of Politicalcartoons.com - Email this Cartoon
See Cartoons by Cartoon by Patrick Corrigan - Courtesy of Politicalcartoons.com - Email this Cartoon
*** Photo by Tansan @ flickr
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
*** Come by for a visit and check out my other blogs:
The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous
Obnoxious And Odd
From Denny: Come check out the best of this week's political cartoons, lampooning politicians, Life and sports. Instead of paging through 50 websites pages to look at one cartoon at a time, I've embedded a dozen or more per post to enjoy easily. Can you tell I find it annoying to load page after page just to see all the latest cartoons? :)
These were only a few world soccer cup cartoons available for embedding. To see more just click on the link under the cartoons to take you to the cartoonists' sites. It seems like every night on the TV news we would hear those vuvuzela horns making their joyful noise while they blew out everyone's eardrums. Cartoonists had a lot of fun with that cultural icon.
Congrats go the USA soccer team as they made us proud. It was an amazing run with upset after upset. We got some bad referee calls when it was obvious the gambling syndicate phoned in how they wanted the game to be called. America's team still went forward to win after win. This week it was Ghana's turn to win against America and knock us out of the race for the world cup.
America's team went into this competition with little hope and fewer expectations. As far as Americans are concerned our team was a Cinderella team. They succeeded in winning our hearts and ignited a huge interest in this country for the game of soccer. From my corner of the world, I'd say your game was well played, guys!
*** See Also more cartoons of the day: Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 26 June 2010
*** See Also more cartoons of the day: Funny General McChrystal Cartoons - 26 June 2010
*** See Also more cartoons of the day: American and World Politics Cartoons - 26 June 2010
See Cartoons by Cartoon by Patrick Chappatte - Courtesy of Politicalcartoons.com - Email this Cartoon
See Cartoons by Cartoon by Patrick Corrigan - Courtesy of Politicalcartoons.com - Email this Cartoon
*** Photo by Tansan @ flickr
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
*** Come by for a visit and check out my other blogs:
The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous
Obnoxious And Odd
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
american politics,
cartoons,
funny political cartoons,
political opinion,
soccer cartoons,
sports cartoons,
us news,
World News
23 June 2010
10 Funny Posts For a Laugh - 23 June 2010
*** Links to funny posts from several of Dennys blogs this week!
From Denny: I just love the enthusiasm of this funny dog running full tilt, tongue flailing out and slapping his face. He is undeterred and happy anyway. If only we humans could live in the moment like this dog. Well, not to worry, I've found some funny things on the web this week and posted them: jokes, funny quotes, funny photos and funny videos. Knock yourselves out. And, hey, make sure to send me photos of you laughing - and having a good time falling off your chair. :)
Funny Lawyer Quotes and Jokes - Cheeky Quote Day 23 June 2010
Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Misstaken Use
10 Funny Signs and 10 Funny Short Jokes
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 21 June 2010
Funny Video: Colberts The Word, Stay the Course
Funny Video: Colberts Simplified Version of Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech
Funny Video: Colbert Examines America's Strained Relationship With England
Funny Video: Stewarts Take On America's Oil Dependence
Funny Cartoon: What to Wear For Employee Review
Funny Video: Stewart Calls Joe Barton A 'Disdainful A--hole'
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: I just love the enthusiasm of this funny dog running full tilt, tongue flailing out and slapping his face. He is undeterred and happy anyway. If only we humans could live in the moment like this dog. Well, not to worry, I've found some funny things on the web this week and posted them: jokes, funny quotes, funny photos and funny videos. Knock yourselves out. And, hey, make sure to send me photos of you laughing - and having a good time falling off your chair. :)
Funny Lawyer Quotes and Jokes - Cheeky Quote Day 23 June 2010
Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Misstaken Use
10 Funny Signs and 10 Funny Short Jokes
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 21 June 2010
Funny Video: Colberts The Word, Stay the Course
Funny Video: Colberts Simplified Version of Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech
Funny Video: Colbert Examines America's Strained Relationship With England
Funny Video: Stewarts Take On America's Oil Dependence
Funny Cartoon: What to Wear For Employee Review
Funny Video: Stewart Calls Joe Barton A 'Disdainful A--hole'
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
cheeky quotes,
Colbert video,
comedy news,
funny blogs,
funny posts,
funny quotes,
funny sayings,
funny signs,
funny videos,
lawyer jokes,
lawyer quotes,
Stewart video
22 June 2010
Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Miss-taken Use
*** Laugh at this funny use for a contraceptive that exemplifies the kind of humorous cases found in our court systems every day sure to amuse us!
Ouch and Outrageous: The Case of a Contraceptive's Misstaken Use
A woman is suing the pharmacy that sold her a popular contraceptive jelly. Why? Because she actually ate the stuff on toast - and complained she got pregnant anyway.
And, incredibly, many legal experts are saying she's got an excellent chance of collecting!
"The woman is a complete idiot," said one attorney who asked that we not use his name. (Gee, I wonder why.) "How bright can you be if you think eating a
vaginal gel will prevent conception?"
"But certain aspects of the case involve truth in labeling and false advertising issues," continued the attorney. "She may not collect but she'll make a lot of noise and trouble. People are down on lawyers anyway. They think we waste time and money on frivolous lawsuits. This isn't going to help
our public relations any."
A spokesman for the unnamed mom-and-pop drugstore says he's shocked and angry that such a case could ever be taken seriously. "All she has to do is open the box and read the directions," says the spokesman. "Next thing you know someone will come after us because they couldn't stick things together with their toothpaste.
"I can just imagine some moron saying: 'It's paste, isn't it? Why can't I glue these papers onto my bulletin board?'"
But attorneys for the pregnant woman we will call Sally say she was swindled and lied to by implication. She intends to make the pharmacy pay $500,000 for the hardship the woman will have to endure as a result of the pregnancy.
"It says right on it 'jelly,'" says Sally, a former model who was once a cheerleader for a popular professional basketball team.
"And they kept it on the shelf just two aisles from the food section. I know, now, that the directions say it should be used vaginally with a condom.
"But who has time to sit around reading directions these days - especially when you're sexually aroused?
"The company should call it something else and the pharmacy shouldn't sell it without telling each and every customer who buys it that eating it won't prevent you from getting pregnant. There should be a clear label on the package. There should be a law against this." Sally added.
As bizarre as it sounds, the pharmacy could wind up losing the lawsuit. "It's hard for businesses to avoid troublesome lawsuits," said another weary attorney.
"With the courts bending over backwards to please consumer groups, the temper of the times is perfect for these crackpots to bring legal action against businesses - even a moronic legal action like this," he stated.
Yeah? I'm cheering for the moronic cheerleader. You go, girl!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
Ouch and Outrageous: The Case of a Contraceptive's Misstaken Use
A woman is suing the pharmacy that sold her a popular contraceptive jelly. Why? Because she actually ate the stuff on toast - and complained she got pregnant anyway.
And, incredibly, many legal experts are saying she's got an excellent chance of collecting!
"The woman is a complete idiot," said one attorney who asked that we not use his name. (Gee, I wonder why.) "How bright can you be if you think eating a
vaginal gel will prevent conception?"
"But certain aspects of the case involve truth in labeling and false advertising issues," continued the attorney. "She may not collect but she'll make a lot of noise and trouble. People are down on lawyers anyway. They think we waste time and money on frivolous lawsuits. This isn't going to help
our public relations any."
A spokesman for the unnamed mom-and-pop drugstore says he's shocked and angry that such a case could ever be taken seriously. "All she has to do is open the box and read the directions," says the spokesman. "Next thing you know someone will come after us because they couldn't stick things together with their toothpaste.
"I can just imagine some moron saying: 'It's paste, isn't it? Why can't I glue these papers onto my bulletin board?'"
But attorneys for the pregnant woman we will call Sally say she was swindled and lied to by implication. She intends to make the pharmacy pay $500,000 for the hardship the woman will have to endure as a result of the pregnancy.
"It says right on it 'jelly,'" says Sally, a former model who was once a cheerleader for a popular professional basketball team.
"And they kept it on the shelf just two aisles from the food section. I know, now, that the directions say it should be used vaginally with a condom.
"But who has time to sit around reading directions these days - especially when you're sexually aroused?
"The company should call it something else and the pharmacy shouldn't sell it without telling each and every customer who buys it that eating it won't prevent you from getting pregnant. There should be a clear label on the package. There should be a law against this." Sally added.
As bizarre as it sounds, the pharmacy could wind up losing the lawsuit. "It's hard for businesses to avoid troublesome lawsuits," said another weary attorney.
"With the courts bending over backwards to please consumer groups, the temper of the times is perfect for these crackpots to bring legal action against businesses - even a moronic legal action like this," he stated.
Yeah? I'm cheering for the moronic cheerleader. You go, girl!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
comedy news,
funny news,
funny outrageous,
funny stories,
Jokes,
ouch
21 June 2010
Funny Cartoon: What to Wear For Employee Review
*** Get creative with your dress for success work attire.
From Denny: Research on the web is so much fun. While posting some of my blog posts from various blogs up on StumbleUpon I checked out some of my recent visitors. One guy had this funniest cartoon and I just had to share. It's the perfect Monday Morning quote. It's the perfect attire for what to wear to your annual employee review. It's the perfect dress for success in the work place. Get a grin at the outrageous. I sure fell off my chair laughing.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: Research on the web is so much fun. While posting some of my blog posts from various blogs up on StumbleUpon I checked out some of my recent visitors. One guy had this funniest cartoon and I just had to share. It's the perfect Monday Morning quote. It's the perfect attire for what to wear to your annual employee review. It's the perfect dress for success in the work place. Get a grin at the outrageous. I sure fell off my chair laughing.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
comedy news,
dress for success,
funny blogs,
funny cartoons,
funny news,
funny outrageous,
humor blogs,
work cartoons,
work quotes
20 June 2010
Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 20 June 2010
*** Check out news, political opinion - serious and funny cartoons, recipes, science and health news, poetry, funny posts, photography, spiritual thoughts and great quotes.
Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr
The Social Poets:
Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 19 June 2010
Stepping Through Life poem - Libations Friday 18 June 2010
BP Gets Their Moneys Worth From Apologetic GOP Texan Barton
Funny Quotes From Big Oil and BP Congressional Hearings - Cheeky Quote Day 16 June 2010
Foreclosure Violated Military Act: Yet Another Reason Not to Live in Texas
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 14 June 2010
Funny Video: Obama Embarks on AssQuest 2010
Funny Colbert Video: BP CEO Tony Hayward Is an Evil Box of Priggish Entitled Baking Soda
Funny Colbert Video: BP Perplexed Stock Value Sinks
Funny Video: Colbert Doles Out Advice For Helen Thomas
Dennys Global Politics:
BP Problems: Political Cartoons 19 June 2010
Kevin Costner Blasts Big Oil, GOP Apologizes to BP - News Headlines 17 June 2010
Obamas Oval Office Speech, CEO Weigh in on Obama, Reality of BPs $20 Billion Escrow - News Headlines 16 June 2010
BP On Hook for $75 Billion in Claims, 1-Man Mission American Ninja Faulkner Hunts bin Laden, News Headlines 15 June 2010
BP Nightmare Well, Congress Ready to Nail BP, Kennedy FBI Docs, Obama Gets Oil Spill Help - News Headlines 14 June 2010
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:
How Does Tenacity Figure in Your Life?
Destress: 3 Great Encouragement Quotes
Have You Ever Thought About The Process of Success?
Hope Transforms Our Lives in Tough Times
Romancing The Chocolate:
5 Tasty Sweet as Candy Chess Pie Recipes
8 Funny Posts to Enjoy
Muffin Monday: 3 Cappuccino Chocolate Chip Muffin Recipes
Comfort Food From Louisiana:
7 Simple Ingredients Brisket and Southern Corn Pudding
Muffin Monday: Mushroom Dill Muffins From Louisiana Mushroom Farm
Unusual 2 Tasty:
Muffin Monday: Savory Feta, Roasted Pepper Basil Muffins From Sur La Table
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Funny Video: Colberts Sound Advice on How to Get a Job
Murphys 15 Laws About Sex
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Oops and Hunh?! Cartoons 19 June 2010
Funny Family Quotes
Joke: When A Bunch of Nationalities Are Stranded on an Island
Visual Insights:
BP Oil Slicked Animals: Outrage Cartoons - 19 June 2010
Poems From A Spiritual Heart:
Hope Transforms
Jazz Music
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr
The Social Poets:
Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 19 June 2010
Stepping Through Life poem - Libations Friday 18 June 2010
BP Gets Their Moneys Worth From Apologetic GOP Texan Barton
Funny Quotes From Big Oil and BP Congressional Hearings - Cheeky Quote Day 16 June 2010
Foreclosure Violated Military Act: Yet Another Reason Not to Live in Texas
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 14 June 2010
Funny Video: Obama Embarks on AssQuest 2010
Funny Colbert Video: BP CEO Tony Hayward Is an Evil Box of Priggish Entitled Baking Soda
Funny Colbert Video: BP Perplexed Stock Value Sinks
Funny Video: Colbert Doles Out Advice For Helen Thomas
Dennys Global Politics:
BP Problems: Political Cartoons 19 June 2010
Kevin Costner Blasts Big Oil, GOP Apologizes to BP - News Headlines 17 June 2010
Obamas Oval Office Speech, CEO Weigh in on Obama, Reality of BPs $20 Billion Escrow - News Headlines 16 June 2010
BP On Hook for $75 Billion in Claims, 1-Man Mission American Ninja Faulkner Hunts bin Laden, News Headlines 15 June 2010
BP Nightmare Well, Congress Ready to Nail BP, Kennedy FBI Docs, Obama Gets Oil Spill Help - News Headlines 14 June 2010
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:
How Does Tenacity Figure in Your Life?
Destress: 3 Great Encouragement Quotes
Have You Ever Thought About The Process of Success?
Hope Transforms Our Lives in Tough Times
Romancing The Chocolate:
5 Tasty Sweet as Candy Chess Pie Recipes
8 Funny Posts to Enjoy
Muffin Monday: 3 Cappuccino Chocolate Chip Muffin Recipes
Comfort Food From Louisiana:
7 Simple Ingredients Brisket and Southern Corn Pudding
Muffin Monday: Mushroom Dill Muffins From Louisiana Mushroom Farm
Unusual 2 Tasty:
Muffin Monday: Savory Feta, Roasted Pepper Basil Muffins From Sur La Table
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Funny Video: Colberts Sound Advice on How to Get a Job
Murphys 15 Laws About Sex
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Oops and Hunh?! Cartoons 19 June 2010
Funny Family Quotes
Joke: When A Bunch of Nationalities Are Stranded on an Island
Visual Insights:
BP Oil Slicked Animals: Outrage Cartoons - 19 June 2010
Poems From A Spiritual Heart:
Hope Transforms
Jazz Music
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
american politics,
BP oil spill news,
cartoons,
chocolate recipes,
Comfort food,
Dennys poetry,
easy recipes,
latest news,
life poems,
muffin recipes,
social commentary,
spiritual life,
us news
17 June 2010
Funny Video: Colberts Sound Advice on How to Get a Job
*** Bad economy? No problem. Comic Stephen Colbert to the employment rescue to help you land that all important life-changing job.
From Denny: With all this Gulf oil spill craziness happening in my state of Louisiana I've been writing more news posts than funny. And, yeah, this little cutie of a funny video got stuck in the back of the closet in draft, waiting patiently for your attention. Well, we all know that Colbert is not content to be a quiet obedient child. He likes to make noise, lots of it! :)
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Get a Job
Once you get a job interview with Stephen's celebrity endorsement, you'll want to grow a mustache.
The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Get a Job | ||||
www.colbertnation.com | ||||
|
*** See Also for more laughs: Funny Late Night Comedy Roundup - 31 May 2010
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
Colbert Report,
funny blogs,
funny videos,
humor blogs,
political humor
16 June 2010
8 Funny Posts to Enjoy
*** Your medicine today is to laugh!
From Denny: The world is full of funny, and, in these trying political and economic times, we all need to laugh as much as possible! These are some of the posts I've put up this week on The Social Poets and Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd blogs.
Funny Quotes From Big Oil and BP Congressional Hearings - Cheeky Quote Day 16 June 2010
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 14 June 2010
Funny Video: Obama Embarks on AssQuest 2010
Funny Colbert Video: BP CEO Tony Hayward Is an Evil Box of Priggish Entitled Baking Soda
Funny Colbert Video: BP Perplexed Stock Value Sinks
Funny Video: Colbert Doles Out Advice For Helen Thomas
Funny Video: Colberts Sound Advice on How to Get a Job
Murphys 15 Laws About Sex
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: The world is full of funny, and, in these trying political and economic times, we all need to laugh as much as possible! These are some of the posts I've put up this week on The Social Poets and Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd blogs.
Funny Quotes From Big Oil and BP Congressional Hearings - Cheeky Quote Day 16 June 2010
Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 14 June 2010
Funny Video: Obama Embarks on AssQuest 2010
Funny Colbert Video: BP CEO Tony Hayward Is an Evil Box of Priggish Entitled Baking Soda
Funny Colbert Video: BP Perplexed Stock Value Sinks
Funny Video: Colbert Doles Out Advice For Helen Thomas
Funny Video: Colberts Sound Advice on How to Get a Job
Murphys 15 Laws About Sex
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
BP funny video,
Colbert video,
funny blogs,
funny jokes,
humor,
joke lists
15 June 2010
Murphys 15 Laws About Sex
*** Yet another funny list joke making the rounds.
From Denny: The relationship dance goes on from generation to generation, each one offering up their "pearls of wisdom" of what they think they now know and what they presume to understand. My peanut gallery comments are in parentheses. Enjoy a good laugh!
Murphy's Law in Sex:
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age. (Ouch!)
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories. (Hmmmm... for the diet conscious.)
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. (You sure got that right!)
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. (True.)
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (It's called mystery.)
8. No sex with anyone in the same office. (Duh. You know your co-workers will be jealous.)
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. (How did they know?)
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. (I'll vouch for that.)
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. (A George Bush-ism.)
12. Virginity can be cured. (Or so I've heard. I'm just saying...)
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: The relationship dance goes on from generation to generation, each one offering up their "pearls of wisdom" of what they think they now know and what they presume to understand. My peanut gallery comments are in parentheses. Enjoy a good laugh!
Murphy's Law in Sex:
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age. (Ouch!)
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories. (Hmmmm... for the diet conscious.)
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. (You sure got that right!)
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. (True.)
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (It's called mystery.)
8. No sex with anyone in the same office. (Duh. You know your co-workers will be jealous.)
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. (How did they know?)
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. (I'll vouch for that.)
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. (A George Bush-ism.)
12. Virginity can be cured. (Or so I've heard. I'm just saying...)
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
funny blog,
funny lists,
Jokes,
lame jokes,
sexist jokes
13 June 2010
Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 13 June 2010
*** Check out news, political opinion - serious and funny cartoons, recipes, science and health news, poetry, funny posts, photography, spiritual thoughts and great quotes.
Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr
The Social Poets:
Louisiana to NY Mayor Bloomberg: Shut the F Up! - BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 12 June 2010
Hope Transforms poem - Libations Friday 11 June 2010 - A poem about how Hope works to transform our lives.
BP Promotes Philosophy: The Minimum Acceptable
Roundup of Late Night Comedy - 7 June 2010
Funny Videos: Stewart and Colbert Lampoon Reporter Helen Thomas
Funny Video: Lampooning Racists Gone Wild Horrified Teaching Chinese Language
Funny Video: Jon Stewart Lampoons Glenn Beck About Exclusive Israeli Raid News
The Soul Calendar:
Effective Cheap Idea to Clean Up Oil Spill: Treated Cotton Fabric
Dennys Global Politics:
American and World Politics Cartoons - 12 June 2010
Speaker Pelosi, Residents Fire Upon BP - News Headlines 11 June 2010
Krewe of Dead Pelicans BP Protest Parade, Oil Spill Stories - News Headlines 8 June 2010
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:
How Are Hopes, Dreams and Reality Related?
Where Does Hope Guide Us On Our Life Path?
Hope: Unborn Baby Grabs onto Doctors Hand in Surgery
Does Hope Touch Your Soul?
Poems From A Spiritual Heart:
Jazz Music - Get lost in the moment living a New Orleans night...
Angels Left Behind: Orphans of the World - Poem about remembering the children of the world need our help.
Water of Life - Have you ever wondered the messages Nature speaks to us every day, happening every minute all around us? Great Nature photos.
Peace Upon The Land - A Memorial Day poem to honor ourselves.
The Healing Waters:
Oldest Living Woman in World Now in Indonesia
12 Hidden Reasons 4 Fatigue and How to Fight Fatigue
Anti-Aging Summer Drinks From CBS and Health Magazine
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Ouch: Reporter Helen Thomas Career Ender Comments Cartoons
Funny Video: Upright Citizens Brigade Mocks BP Execs
Funny Video: Colbert Mocks Birthers Using Obama Rap Video Sighting
Funny Dance Video: Butt Face Slam From Brazil
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Obamas Kick Ass Comments Cartoons
Funny Video: BP Creates Rich Fish in Gulf Oil Spill
Funny: Actresses Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johannson Kiss at MTV Movie Awards - How a photo can look like more than it is.
Comfort Food From Louisiana:
New Orleans Food: G.Gs Stuffed Crab
Romancing The Chocolate:
Popular Kentucky Derby Recipes: Bourbon Ball French Toast, Kentucky Hot Brown
Visual Insights:
Dennys Photo Gallery: Wonderful Father Photos
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr
The Social Poets:
Louisiana to NY Mayor Bloomberg: Shut the F Up! - BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 12 June 2010
Hope Transforms poem - Libations Friday 11 June 2010 - A poem about how Hope works to transform our lives.
BP Promotes Philosophy: The Minimum Acceptable
Roundup of Late Night Comedy - 7 June 2010
Funny Videos: Stewart and Colbert Lampoon Reporter Helen Thomas
Funny Video: Lampooning Racists Gone Wild Horrified Teaching Chinese Language
Funny Video: Jon Stewart Lampoons Glenn Beck About Exclusive Israeli Raid News
The Soul Calendar:
Effective Cheap Idea to Clean Up Oil Spill: Treated Cotton Fabric
Dennys Global Politics:
American and World Politics Cartoons - 12 June 2010
Speaker Pelosi, Residents Fire Upon BP - News Headlines 11 June 2010
Krewe of Dead Pelicans BP Protest Parade, Oil Spill Stories - News Headlines 8 June 2010
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:
How Are Hopes, Dreams and Reality Related?
Where Does Hope Guide Us On Our Life Path?
Hope: Unborn Baby Grabs onto Doctors Hand in Surgery
Does Hope Touch Your Soul?
Poems From A Spiritual Heart:
Jazz Music - Get lost in the moment living a New Orleans night...
Angels Left Behind: Orphans of the World - Poem about remembering the children of the world need our help.
Water of Life - Have you ever wondered the messages Nature speaks to us every day, happening every minute all around us? Great Nature photos.
Peace Upon The Land - A Memorial Day poem to honor ourselves.
The Healing Waters:
Oldest Living Woman in World Now in Indonesia
12 Hidden Reasons 4 Fatigue and How to Fight Fatigue
Anti-Aging Summer Drinks From CBS and Health Magazine
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Ouch: Reporter Helen Thomas Career Ender Comments Cartoons
Funny Video: Upright Citizens Brigade Mocks BP Execs
Funny Video: Colbert Mocks Birthers Using Obama Rap Video Sighting
Funny Dance Video: Butt Face Slam From Brazil
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Obamas Kick Ass Comments Cartoons
Funny Video: BP Creates Rich Fish in Gulf Oil Spill
Funny: Actresses Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johannson Kiss at MTV Movie Awards - How a photo can look like more than it is.
Comfort Food From Louisiana:
New Orleans Food: G.Gs Stuffed Crab
Romancing The Chocolate:
Popular Kentucky Derby Recipes: Bourbon Ball French Toast, Kentucky Hot Brown
Visual Insights:
Dennys Photo Gallery: Wonderful Father Photos
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
american politics,
funny blogs,
funny political cartoons,
health news,
humor blog,
journalist blogs,
recipes,
usa news
12 June 2010
Obamas Kick Ass Comments Cartoons - 12 June 2010
*** Obama takes hits for speaking the truth about the screw ups of Big Business, military and government heads not giving America their "A" game.
From Denny: Of course, the Republicans create crazy things to throw on to the political wall, hoping it will stick. This time no one is interested in their unpatriotic haranguing while the country is in serious crisis.
No one down on the Gulf Coast cares if the President is emoting proper righteous anger or not. What we want is to made whole from the damage. What we want is some serious hard-charging clean up efforts that have yet to materialize. Actor Kevin Costner has what it takes, could have supplied it from the first day, could have kept the oil from coming ashore and yet still the politicians wrangle. The media worries about Obama being angry enough or who's in charge or how much BP should pay. What is wrong with all these people? Is common sense no longer commonly written into American DNA?
Part of the economy and environment is dying a slow torturous death while the politicians make merry with the war of words. At this point, the Republicans and their mouth organ, Liar News aka Fox News, should just "Shut the F up!" The Gulf Coast is not interested in Republican politicians grand-standing while they gear up to run for President in 2012.
There was a time when Americans had their heads screwed on straight and actually cared about how best to govern. It's time to set aside all this self-absorption and selfishness and learn to govern again, doing what's right for the majority of America again.
*** See Also: Ouch: Reporter Helen Thomas Career Ender Comments Cartoons
*** See Also: Funny Video: Upright Citizens Brigade Mocks BP Execs
*** See Also: Funny Video: BP Creates Rich Fish in Gulf Oil Spill
*** See Also: Krewe of Dead Pelicans BP Protest Parade, Oil Spill Stories - News Headlines 8 June 2010
*** Boycott BP photo from Rusty Boxcars @ flickr and free for use through Creative Commons. Join the Boycott BP group at Flickr today!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: Of course, the Republicans create crazy things to throw on to the political wall, hoping it will stick. This time no one is interested in their unpatriotic haranguing while the country is in serious crisis.
No one down on the Gulf Coast cares if the President is emoting proper righteous anger or not. What we want is to made whole from the damage. What we want is some serious hard-charging clean up efforts that have yet to materialize. Actor Kevin Costner has what it takes, could have supplied it from the first day, could have kept the oil from coming ashore and yet still the politicians wrangle. The media worries about Obama being angry enough or who's in charge or how much BP should pay. What is wrong with all these people? Is common sense no longer commonly written into American DNA?
Part of the economy and environment is dying a slow torturous death while the politicians make merry with the war of words. At this point, the Republicans and their mouth organ, Liar News aka Fox News, should just "Shut the F up!" The Gulf Coast is not interested in Republican politicians grand-standing while they gear up to run for President in 2012.
There was a time when Americans had their heads screwed on straight and actually cared about how best to govern. It's time to set aside all this self-absorption and selfishness and learn to govern again, doing what's right for the majority of America again.
*** See Also: Ouch: Reporter Helen Thomas Career Ender Comments Cartoons
*** See Also: Funny Video: Upright Citizens Brigade Mocks BP Execs
*** See Also: Funny Video: BP Creates Rich Fish in Gulf Oil Spill
*** See Also: Krewe of Dead Pelicans BP Protest Parade, Oil Spill Stories - News Headlines 8 June 2010
*** Boycott BP photo from Rusty Boxcars @ flickr and free for use through Creative Commons. Join the Boycott BP group at Flickr today!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
America,
american politics,
Barack Obama,
BP oil spill cartoons,
funny blogs,
funny political cartoons,
funny political opinion,
Great Britain,
humor blog,
latest news,
usa news,
world politics
Funny Video: BP Creates Rich Fish in Gulf Oil Spill
*** Mocking BP: An idiot public relations BP talking head points out the up side to the oil leak: the fish are rich!
From Denny: Yet another clever mocking strategy from the comedy corner of YouTube. The spin from the PR guys is that BP didn't spill oil but rather they are just spreading the wealth around: especially on your American beaches. Louisiana fish are rich because they are covered in oil.
After all, the standard of living is low in Louisiana (actually not true as since Hurricane Katrina it's now as much as 7 percent higher than everywhere else in America but never mind, the comedians are having fun with mocking BP not us). BP believes that Louisiana fish should be glad to have a few extra dollars in their gills to spend since now they are "rich fish."
Bully for you, comedy boy, keep on mocking those idiot BP execs along with the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy group.
*** See Also: Funny Video: Upright Citizens Brigade Mocks BP Execs
*** Boycott BP photo from Rusty Boxcars @ flickr and free for use through Creative Commons. Join the Boycott BP group at Flickr today!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: Yet another clever mocking strategy from the comedy corner of YouTube. The spin from the PR guys is that BP didn't spill oil but rather they are just spreading the wealth around: especially on your American beaches. Louisiana fish are rich because they are covered in oil.
After all, the standard of living is low in Louisiana (actually not true as since Hurricane Katrina it's now as much as 7 percent higher than everywhere else in America but never mind, the comedians are having fun with mocking BP not us). BP believes that Louisiana fish should be glad to have a few extra dollars in their gills to spend since now they are "rich fish."
Bully for you, comedy boy, keep on mocking those idiot BP execs along with the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy group.
*** See Also: Funny Video: Upright Citizens Brigade Mocks BP Execs
*** Boycott BP photo from Rusty Boxcars @ flickr and free for use through Creative Commons. Join the Boycott BP group at Flickr today!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
BP funny video,
BP oil spill comedy,
comedy news,
funny news
08 June 2010
Funny: Actresses Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johannson Kiss at MTV Movie Awards
*** How a photo can look like more than it is.
From Denny: MTV Movie Awards do so like controversy and girl kisses between actresses so Sandra Bullock obliged. Bullock was receiving the Generation Award. Bullock looked absolutely amazing.
Of course, when you watch the video you will see the huge gulf in perception between the photo and the actual kiss. Amazing, huh? :)
What you have to admire about her is how she marches forward in her life no matter how much disappointment and betrayal in her love life. She is tenacious and still has her great sense of humor that helped propel her to star status in Hollywood. Bullock received a standing ovation from the crowd.
What I most appreciated was her reference to those of us in the Gulf region dealing with this BP oil spill environmental mess. Kudos to you, Sandra, for reminding everyone to keep their eye on the ball and pressure BP to pay up to America. Thank you.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: MTV Movie Awards do so like controversy and girl kisses between actresses so Sandra Bullock obliged. Bullock was receiving the Generation Award. Bullock looked absolutely amazing.
Of course, when you watch the video you will see the huge gulf in perception between the photo and the actual kiss. Amazing, huh? :)
What you have to admire about her is how she marches forward in her life no matter how much disappointment and betrayal in her love life. She is tenacious and still has her great sense of humor that helped propel her to star status in Hollywood. Bullock received a standing ovation from the crowd.
What I most appreciated was her reference to those of us in the Gulf region dealing with this BP oil spill environmental mess. Kudos to you, Sandra, for reminding everyone to keep their eye on the ball and pressure BP to pay up to America. Thank you.
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
BP-oil-spill,
celebrities,
comedy,
funny-video,
Generation-Award,
Hollywood,
humor,
MTV Movie-Awards,
Sandra-Bullock-kiss,
Scarlett-Johannson
05 June 2010
Tea Party Weird and Immigration Cartoons - 5 June 2010
Separated at birth...
From Denny: And the Tea Party just keeps on giving to the comedians and cartoonists... :) Have you noticed with this BP oil spill out in the Gulf that suddenly Sarah Palin and cronies are conspicuously quiet about their former slogan of "Drill, Baby, Drill!"? Bet Arizona is happy that the oil spill is front and center in the news and the media glare is not so hot on them at the moment. It does appear there are still those cartoonists who are lampooning the Arizona immigration law.
Everyone agrees we need to get serious about passing new immigration reform laws. We also need to get serious about enforcing immigration law we already have on the books. Porous borders have brought the border states far too much crime and the rest of the country far too many cheap drugs like $10 heroin that is 60 to 80 percent pure and deadly.
Immigration reform as Arizona writes it is just not practical for the police to enforce. Politicians need to get serious about passing smart reforms that are practical to enforce instead of just responding emotionally in an election year.
Tea Party Weird:
Immigration:
See Cartoons by Cartoon by David Fitzsimmons - Courtesy of Politicalcartoons.com - Email this Cartoon
American economy, sports and politics:
*** See Also: Cartoons: Obama vs. BPs Oil Spill - 5 June 2010
*** See Also: World Idiots: Israel Gaza Raid Mess, North Korea Cartoons - 5 June 2010
*** See Also: Cartoons: Staycation, New Summer Trend 4 Middle Class - 5 June 2010
*** See Also: Funny Summer Heatwave Cartoons - 5 June 2010
*** See Also: Cartoons: Global Warming Al Gores Surpise Divorce - 5 June 2010
*** See Also: Funny Fathers Day Cartoons - 5 June 2010
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
funny political cartoons,
humor,
immigration cartoons,
latest news,
political humor,
Tea Party,
us news
Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 5 June 2010
*** Check it out from the funny to the serious like lots of funny posts with funny ideos, BP oil spill news, political commentary, political cartoons, recipes, poetry, health news.
Photo of coffee from Brazil by Quoquo @ flickr
From Denny: This was a light week for writing as I spent so much time watching a lot of BP oil spill news from everywhere trying to catch details of what was filtered out of the mainstream copycat media. This is a shifting situation minute by minute as BP tries to twist the truth and manipulate the media to report their lies. It's like a giant shell game from a multinational corporation grifter.
Those of us living in Louisiana and others on the Gulf Coast are committed to holding our government AND most especially BP's mean little toes to the hot coals until they comply fully. The philosophy of "The Minimum Acceptable" from Big Business arrogance and cavalier handling of an environmental and economic disaster is unacceptable in America. If this was happening to the British shores I would be just as outraged and pushing back just as hard.
The Social Poets:
Cartoons: Obama vs. BPs Oil Spill - 5 June 2010
Water of Life poem - Libations Friday 4 June 2010
BP Phony Police: Threaten Reporters With Arrest If Report, Photo Dead Animals
BP Oil Spill News Updates - 2 June 2010
Funny Late Night Comedy Roundup - 31 May 2010
Funny Video: Colberts ThreatDown of Food Police, Jazz Robots, Pretty Girls
Funny Video: Colbert Mocks Surburban Backyard Clothesline Terrorist
Funny Video: Colbert Gives Domino Pizza Alpha Dog Award
Posts Roundup at Dennys Blogs - 30 May 2010
Dennys Global Politics:
World Idiots: Israel Gaza Raid Mess, North Korea Cartoons - 5 June 2010
Why Not to Nuke the Oil Spill, Israels International Mess - News Headlines 2 June 2010
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Cartoons: Staycation, New Summer Trend 4 Middle Class - 5 June 2010
Help Create Funny Caption 4 Michelle Obama Photo at Comedy Central
Funny Video: Science-Gate by Cartoonist Mark Fiore
Funny Video: Colbert Instructs How to Ace Your ACTs
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Tea Party Weird and Immigration Cartoons - 5 June 2010
Funny Video: Zeek the Dog Plays Piano and Sings
Dennys Blog Feeds:
Funny Fathers Day Cartoons - 5 June 2010
The Healing Waters:
Cartoons: Global Warming Al Gores Surpise Divorce - 5 June 2010
Michelle Obama Fighting Obesity: Chefs Moves to Schools Program
50 Simple Steps: Burn Some Excess Calories
Visual Insights:
Funny Summer Heatwave Cartoons - 5 June 2010
Just Plain Funny: Silly Animal Photos
Romancing The Chocolate:
Yummy Lemon Tea Bread From Southern Living
Unusual 2 Tasty:
New Popular Drink Trend: Sex and The City 2 Cocktails
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
Photo of coffee from Brazil by Quoquo @ flickr
From Denny: This was a light week for writing as I spent so much time watching a lot of BP oil spill news from everywhere trying to catch details of what was filtered out of the mainstream copycat media. This is a shifting situation minute by minute as BP tries to twist the truth and manipulate the media to report their lies. It's like a giant shell game from a multinational corporation grifter.
Those of us living in Louisiana and others on the Gulf Coast are committed to holding our government AND most especially BP's mean little toes to the hot coals until they comply fully. The philosophy of "The Minimum Acceptable" from Big Business arrogance and cavalier handling of an environmental and economic disaster is unacceptable in America. If this was happening to the British shores I would be just as outraged and pushing back just as hard.
The Social Poets:
Cartoons: Obama vs. BPs Oil Spill - 5 June 2010
Water of Life poem - Libations Friday 4 June 2010
BP Phony Police: Threaten Reporters With Arrest If Report, Photo Dead Animals
BP Oil Spill News Updates - 2 June 2010
Funny Late Night Comedy Roundup - 31 May 2010
Funny Video: Colberts ThreatDown of Food Police, Jazz Robots, Pretty Girls
Funny Video: Colbert Mocks Surburban Backyard Clothesline Terrorist
Funny Video: Colbert Gives Domino Pizza Alpha Dog Award
Posts Roundup at Dennys Blogs - 30 May 2010
Dennys Global Politics:
World Idiots: Israel Gaza Raid Mess, North Korea Cartoons - 5 June 2010
Why Not to Nuke the Oil Spill, Israels International Mess - News Headlines 2 June 2010
Dennys Funny Quotes:
Cartoons: Staycation, New Summer Trend 4 Middle Class - 5 June 2010
Help Create Funny Caption 4 Michelle Obama Photo at Comedy Central
Funny Video: Science-Gate by Cartoonist Mark Fiore
Funny Video: Colbert Instructs How to Ace Your ACTs
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:
Tea Party Weird and Immigration Cartoons - 5 June 2010
Funny Video: Zeek the Dog Plays Piano and Sings
Dennys Blog Feeds:
Funny Fathers Day Cartoons - 5 June 2010
The Healing Waters:
Cartoons: Global Warming Al Gores Surpise Divorce - 5 June 2010
Michelle Obama Fighting Obesity: Chefs Moves to Schools Program
50 Simple Steps: Burn Some Excess Calories
Visual Insights:
Funny Summer Heatwave Cartoons - 5 June 2010
Just Plain Funny: Silly Animal Photos
Romancing The Chocolate:
Yummy Lemon Tea Bread From Southern Living
Unusual 2 Tasty:
New Popular Drink Trend: Sex and The City 2 Cocktails
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
american politics,
comedy news,
Dennys poetry,
funny blogs,
funny news,
funny videos,
latest news,
political humor,
political opinion,
us news
01 June 2010
Funny Video: Zeek the Dog Plays Piano and Sings
*** Check out Zeek the dog as he plays the piano to amuse himself and you.
From Denny: Here's a totally silly video of a smart dog who likes to make his own music. He even sings along.
Makes you kind of wonder if he used to be a human musician in a former life but did something really dumb so Lady Karma sent him back as a dog. Hmmm... :) Maybe he romanced the ladies just a little too much. Yes, ladies, there is a God!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
From Denny: Here's a totally silly video of a smart dog who likes to make his own music. He even sings along.
Makes you kind of wonder if he used to be a human musician in a former life but did something really dumb so Lady Karma sent him back as a dog. Hmmm... :) Maybe he romanced the ladies just a little too much. Yes, ladies, there is a God!
*** THANKS for visiting, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, enjoy bookmarking this post on your favorite social site, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers – and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email updates!
funny, weird, humor, funny-news, politics
comedy news,
dog playing piano,
funny animals,
funny blogs,
funny dog videos,
funny dogs,
funny news,
funny videos,
humor blogs,
Zeek the dog
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)